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"Premature Lubrication Survivor" Koozie
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Support group merch for anyone who's over-greased a fitting.
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We've all done it — too much lube, too soon, big mess. Premature Lubrication Survivor is a badge of honor for every tech who's learned that lesson on the shop floor, now keeping your drink cold instead. No shame here, just solidarity and condensation control.
- Stretch neoprene koozie, fits standard cans and most bottles
- Durable screen print built to survive the cooler
- For anyone who's over-greased a zerk fitting and lived
- One size fits all standard 12oz cans
- Hand wash, air dry, don't run it through the parts washer
