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I Bust Nuts Professionally Tee

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A business card, if business cards were 100% cotton and shameless.

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It's on the résumé, it's on the invoice, now it's on the shirt. I Bust Nuts Professionally is the loudest way to say you've got a certification and zero shame about the wording. Wear it to work, wear it to the bar, watch the double-takes stack up either way.

  • Bold front-print graphic, professional-grade cotton tee
  • Unisex relaxed fit, true to size
  • For the tech who takes the job seriously, the jokes less so
  • Durable print, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Runs true to size, size up for a looser fit